Sorry I’m Late I Was Avoiding Non-Preferred Tasks Graphic Tee

This feels like the emotional support version of saying “I’ll do it later” and then immediately walking away to reorganize something completely unrelated instead.

The ribboned goose, soft vintage colors, and painfully relatable wording give it that perfectly chaotic “trying my best but also absolutely not right now” kind of energy. It’s playful without feeling over-the-top, and the softer artwork keeps the humor wearable while still feeling full of personality.

The lightweight cotton makes it easy to throw on for coffee runs, bookstore wandering, grocery trips you mentally prepared for all day, slow mornings, work-from-home days, or any situation involving procrastination disguised as self-care. Paired with relaxed denim, biker shorts, leggings, oversized cardigans, or messy buns that became permanent halfway through the week, it has that comfortable everyday feel that somehow matches the entire vibe of the graphic.

The kind of shirt people read and immediately say, “Honestly… same.”

DETAILS
• Fabric: Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Construction: Side seam construction with ribbed crew neckline
• Features: Goose front graphic, tear-away label, soft everyday feel
• Fabric Composition: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Stretch Level: Slight Stretch
• Fit: Classic relaxed fit

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Iron or steam medium heat
• Do not dry clean

PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
XS
Chest 33" Length 27" Sleeve 8.6"
S
Chest 36" Length 28" Sleeve 8.9"
M
Chest 40" Length 29" Sleeve 9.2"
L
Chest 44" Length 30" Sleeve 9.5"
XL
Chest 48" Length 31" Sleeve 9.7"
2XL
Chest 52" Length 32" Sleeve 10"
3XL
Chest 56" Length 33" Sleeve 10.4"
4XL
Chest 60" Length 34" Sleeve 10.8"

FIT NOTE
Classic relaxed fit with comfortable room through the body and shoulders. Easy to wear tucked, layered, or left loose with denim, shorts, or casual everyday bottoms.