Coffee Because Murder Is Illegal Tote

A little sarcastic, very relatable, and probably accurate before the first cup of coffee.

This tote brings just enough personality without feeling over the top. The bold graphic adds humor to everyday errands, work days, library runs, or coffee shop stops, while the roomy shape gives you space for the things that somehow always end up coming with you. Lightweight but practical, it easily holds daily essentials, books, small shopping pickups, or travel extras without feeling stiff or bulky.

The soft structure keeps it comfortable to carry throughout the day, and the longer shape gives it a little more room than your average everyday tote. This is the kind of bag that gets compliments from strangers standing in line behind you.

DETAILS
• “Coffee Because Murder Is Illegal” graphic design
• Medium size everyday tote
• Lightweight flexible structure
• Comfortable shoulder straps
• Spacious interior for daily essentials
• Fabric: 100% Polyester

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Spot clean with mild soap and cool water
• Lay flat to dry
• Do not bleach
• Avoid prolonged direct sunlight when storing

PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
Length 13.5" Width 1" Height 14.5"

NOTE
Roomy everyday size with enough space for books, small shopping trips, work essentials, or daily extras without feeling oversized.