Bullshitter Champion Distressed Cap

You can usually tell who’s going to want this hat immediately, because they start laughing before they even finish reading it.

The vintage-style badge patch and distressed cotton give it that perfectly worn-in “probably has a story behind it” kind of energy. It feels sarcastic without looking overly loud, and the weathered finish keeps it looking more like an old favorite than a novelty cap somebody bought for one weekend.

The soft unstructured fit makes it easy to wear for long drives, garage nights, gas station coffee runs, backyard cookouts, concerts, fishing trips, or basically anywhere people appreciate a little dry humor and questionable decision-making. Paired with hoodies, old flannels, graphic tees, or work jackets, it has that relaxed everyday feel that somehow works even better once it’s a little broken in.

The kind of hat people notice from across the room and immediately read out loud.

DETAILS
• Fabric: Distressed cotton twill with a soft lived-in feel
• Construction: Unstructured six-panel low-profile design
• Features: Bullshitter Champion front patch, distressed finish, curved visor
• Fabric Composition: 100% cotton twill
• Closure Type: Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring closure
• Fit: One size adjustable fit

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Spot clean with warm water and mild soap
• Use a soft bristled brush for tougher spots
• Do not bleach
• Air dry only
• Do not machine wash or machine dry

PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
One Size
Crown Height 6.5"
Crown Width 7"
Front Panel Width 7.37"
Bill Length 2.87"

FIT NOTE
Relaxed low-profile fit with an adjustable D-ring closure for comfortable everyday wear.