{"product_id":"coffee-because-murder-is-illegal-tote","title":"Coffee Because Murder Is Illegal Tote","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"41\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eA little sarcastic, very relatable, and probably accurate before the first cup of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eThis tote brings just enough personality without feeling over the top. The bold graphic adds humor to everyday errands, work days, library runs, or coffee shop stops, while the roomy shape gives you space for the things that somehow always end up coming with you. Lightweight but practical, it easily holds daily essentials, books, small shopping pickups, or travel extras without feeling stiff or bulky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eThe soft structure keeps it comfortable to carry throughout the day, and the longer shape gives it a little more room than your average everyday tote. This is the kind of bag that gets compliments from strangers standing in line behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"794\"\u003e• “Coffee Because Murder Is Illegal” graphic design\u003cbr data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e• Medium size everyday tote\u003cbr data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e• Lightweight flexible structure\u003cbr data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"913\"\u003e• Comfortable shoulder straps\u003cbr data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e• Spacious interior for daily essentials\u003cbr data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e• Fabric: 100% Polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e• Spot clean with mild soap and cool water\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e• Lay flat to dry\u003cbr data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e• Avoid prolonged direct sunlight when storing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003ePRODUCT MEASUREMENTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003eLength 13.5\" Width 1\" Height 14.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eNOTE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003eRoomy everyday size with enough space for books, small shopping trips, work essentials, or daily extras without feeling oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trendsi","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51718122144040,"sku":"100700309791696","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0897\/4575\/2360\/files\/14c97b87-0c9e-466c-92ac-d5790616e67d-Max-Origin.webp?v=1776389941","url":"https:\/\/generationscollective.com\/products\/coffee-because-murder-is-illegal-tote","provider":"Generations Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}